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Flagstaff Almanac: Day: 112 / Week: 17 Today: L 41°…H 68°… Ave. humidity: 58%
Wind: ave: 3mph; Gusts: 8mph
Average Low: 30° Record Low: 11° (1963)
Average High: 60° Record High: 78° (1989)
Quote of the Day
Today’s
Historical Highlights
1526 - 1st
slave revolt occurs in SC
1793 - Pres
Washington attends opening of Rickett's, 1st circus in US
1864 - US
mints 2 cent coin (1st appearance of "In God We Trust")
1897 - NYC
Jewish newspaper "Forward" begins publishing (still active)
1898
- US President McKinley orders blockade of
Cuban harbors
1964 - World's
Fair (Flushing Meadow, Corona Park, NY) opens
1970
- 1st Earth Day held internationally to
conserve natural resources
1976 - Barbara
Walters becomes 1st female nightly network news anchor
1981
- Largest US bank robbery (Tucson AZ), more than
$3.3 million stolen
2000 – Federal
agents seize six-year-old Elián González from his relatives' home in Miami,
Florida.
♫ Today’s Birthdays: ♫
How many can you identify? Answers in Today’s Birthdays below
My Free
Rambling Thoughts
I have to say, Windows8.1 really sucks…and there is nothing to do
about it. It won’t remember the zoom I set on pages, I pay my bills on line and
every time I log into my bank the damn site says we don’t recognize this
computer. That adds about 5 steps and a phone call and typing in some damn
secret code I get from the phone call. Other sites are exactly the same…I have
to log in to almost every site every time I go to the site. And then, many
times it doesn’t recognize my password the first time. It is a real pain in the
butt. Oh, and I have a friend who still is using Works…the free program that
has always been free on Windows since the 3.1 days. Now it isn’t included and
has to be added. Also, every time I use ‘help and tips’ on 8.1 I get a few pop
ups that say I have to update drivers or update software, or something. Of
course when I try to do that, like a good computer geek, I get some commercial
program that is loaded with junk. And then the program to fix the damn problem
I am researching has a cost. Then my security program pops up saying that I am
being infected, so I stop the infection and have to wait for the security
program to run a scan to be sure that everything has been erased or quarantined
or whatever. That takes about a minute. Not a big deal, but as I add more
stuff, it takes longer and longer. What a pain.
I do have a solution for all this…Computer stores need to not have
a Geek Squad, but they have to have a Geezer Squad area where we old-er folks can
buy things that we already know how to use.
Earth Day was a big deal when I was in college. I remember that
while I was doing my student teaching in a small farming town outside Boulder,
I taught the 6th graders about Earth Day and we had a contest to
bring in recyclable trash.
Game Center (answers at the
end of post)
Brain
TeasersThese are quotes from George Carlin, one of America's most popular wise guys. Can you decode them?
Both puzzles use the same code. Q=M; A=U; R=O
"DPKLSUQ SU D
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"'S DQ' SU
YLTRYPLJWB PKL UKRYPLUP ULOPLOHL SO PKL LOMWSUK WDOMADML. HRAWJ SP FL PKDP 'S
JR' SU PKL WROMLUP ULOPLOHL?"
Lifestyle Substance:
Found on
You Tube with some relevance to today
Ansel Adams
OK Then…
Get
your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
Mark
Twain
Harper’s
Index
Percentage
change in the wealth of the average Libyan household in the past year: +61
On
the average Egyptian household: -11
Unusual
Fact of the Day
The first football helmet was
constructed by an Annapolis shoemaker at the request of cadet Joseph Mason
Reeves, who'd been told that one more blow to the head would end his naval
career.
Joke-of-the-day
Once there was an Antartian that was down on
his luck. In order to get some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him
for ransom.
He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took
him behind a tree and told him "I've kidnapped you."
The Antartian wrote a note saying "I've
kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it
beneath the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the city
playground. Signed, An Antartian."
The Antartian then pinned the note to the
kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.
The next morning the Antartian checked, and
sure enough a paper bag was sitting beneath that pecan tree. The Antartian
opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note. The note said, "How
could one Antartian do this to another Antartian?!"
Rules of
Thumb:
TEACHING
To teach
effectively, a teacher should limit a class to 25 students. A class of 25 to 32
students should have a teacher's aide. A group with more than 32 students
should be split into two classes.
Yeah, It
Really Happened
Portland officials are preparing to flush millions of gallons of
treated water because someone urinated at a city reservoir.
Water Bureau Administrator David Shaff said 38 million gallons
will be discarded after a 19-year-old was videotaped in the act. The open
reservoirs hold water that's already been treated and goes directly into mains
for distribution to customers.
The water will be drained into the sewage system that eventually
dumps into the Columbia River. In the meantime, Shaff said the city has plenty
of water to meet demand.
"It's easy to replace those 38 million gallons of
water," Shaff said. "We're not in drought-stricken parts of Texas or
Oklahoma."
The incident occurred shortly after 1 a.m., when Water Bureau
security personnel noticed three men on camera at Mount Tabor Reservoir No. 5.
One was seen on video urinating through an iron fence, officials said. Minutes
later, two other young men attempted to scale the fence.
The three men, whose names have not been released, were cited for
trespassing and excluded from Mount Tabor Park. A 19-year-old was cited for
public urination.
If you're thinking that it seems to be pretty easy to piss into a
reservoir that is ready to be distributed to customers, you'd be right. This
isn't even the first time something like this has happened. Three years ago,
the city drained a 7.5 million-gallon reservoir at the same Mount Tabor
location.
In fact, animals routinely deposit waste without creating a public
health crisis, but Shaff said he doesn't want to serve water that was
deliberately tainted.
"There is at least a perceived difference from my
perspective," Shaff said. "I could be wrong on that, but the reality
is our customers don't anticipate drinking water that's been contaminated by
some yahoo who decided to pee into a reservoir."
Somewhat
Useless Information
Howard
Helmer, former American Egg Board representative, is the Omelet King. Helmer
holds three Guinness World Records for omelet making – fastest omelet-maker
(427 omelets in 30 minutes); fastest single omelet (42 seconds from whole egg
to omelet); and omelet flipping (30 flips in 34 seconds).
The
name meringue came from a pastry chef named Gasparini in the Swiss town of
Merhrinyghen. In 1720, Gasparini created a small pastry of dried egg foam and
sugar from which the simplified meringue evolved. Its fame spread and Marie
Antoinette is said to have prepared the sweet with her own hands at the Trianon
in France.
It
is said that an egg will stand on its end during the spring (vernal) equinox
(about March 21), one of the two times of the year when the sun crosses the
equator and day and night are of equal length everywhere.
To
tell if an egg is raw or hard-boiled, spin it. Because the liquids have set
into a solid, a hard-boiled egg will easily spin. The moving liquids in a raw
egg will cause it to wobble.
Long
before the days of refrigeration, the ancient Chinese stored eggs up to several
years by immersing them in a variety of such imaginative mixtures as salt and
wet clay; cooked rice, salt and lime; or salt and wood ashes mixed with a tea
infusion. The treated eggs bore little similarity to fresh eggs, some
exhibiting greenish-gray yolks and albumen resembling brown jelly.
Double-yolked
eggs are often produced by young hens whose egg production cycles are not yet
completely synchronized. They're often produced too, by hens which are old
enough to produce Extra Large-sized eggs.
Calendar
Information
Today
Is
Chemists Celebrate Earth Day
Earth Day
Good Friday
National Jelly Bean Day
UN International Mother Earth Day
Oklahoma Day (Oklahoma-1889—Dawes Act opened land to Whites)
Today’s
Events through History
1915 - 1st
military use of poison gas (chlorine, by Germany)
1962 - Marilynn
Smith wins LPGA Sunshine Golf Open
1974 - Barbara
Walters becomes news co-anchor of Today Show
1988 - Women
are allowed to compete in Little 500 bicycle race (Indiana)
Today’s
Birthdays
Charlotte
Rae, actress (Edna-Facts of Life) is 89
John
A Llewellyn, Cardiff Wales, astronaut is 81
Glen
Campbell, actor/singer (Time I Get to Phoenix) is 79
Jack
Nicholson, actor (One Flew Over Cuckoo's Nest, Shining) is 77
Peter
Frampton, guitarist/vocalist (Frampton Comes Alive) is 64
Ryan
Stiles, actor (Lewis-Drew Carey Show) is 56
Sherri
Shepherd, American comedian and actress is 48
Remembered
for being born today
1724-1804 - Immanuel
Kant, Konigsberg Germ, philosopher
1870-1924 - Nikolai
Lenin, [Vladimir Ilich Ulyanov], Premier of Russia
1904-1967 - J[ulius]
Robert Oppenheimer, NY, head of Manhattan (A-bomb) Project
1906-2005
- Eddie Albert, [Heimberger], actor (Green
Acres)
1912-1953
- Kathleen Mary Ferrier, England, contralto
(Orfeo Ed Evridice)
1920-1970 - Hal
March, actor/TV host ($64,000 Question, Outrage)
1923-2006
- Aaron Spelling, television producer
(Charlie's Angels)
1944-2007
- Steve Fossett, American adventurer
Today’s
Historical Obits
Ansel Adams, US photographer, 1984, @82
Cesar
Chavez, US farm worker (United Farm Workers), 1993, @66
Richard
Nixon, 37th President (1969-75), 1994, @ 81
Will
Geer, actor (Grandpa Walton-Waltons), 1978, @76
Jane
Froman, singer (Jane Froman's USA Canteen), cardiac arrest, 1980, @72
Richie
Havens, singer-songwriter and guitarist, heart attack, 2013, @72
Erma
Bombeck, humorist (Grass is Greener), kidney failure, 1996, @69
John
Crome, [Old Crome], English landscape painter/etcher, 1821, @59
Pat
Tillman, football player\U.S. Army Ranger (killed in action), 2004, @27
Brain
Teasers
"ATHEISM
IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION."
"'I AM' IS REPORTEDLY THE SHORTEST SENTENCE IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. COULD IT BE THAT 'I DO' IS THE LONGEST SENTENCE?"
KEY:
A=U
B=Y
D=A
E=Z
F=B
H=C
J=D
K=H
L=E
M=G
O=N
P=T
Q=M
R=O
S=I
T=P
U=S
W=L
Y=R
Z=K
"'I AM' IS REPORTEDLY THE SHORTEST SENTENCE IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. COULD IT BE THAT 'I DO' IS THE LONGEST SENTENCE?"
KEY:
A=U
B=Y
D=A
E=Z
F=B
H=C
J=D
K=H
L=E
M=G
O=N
P=T
Q=M
R=O
S=I
T=P
U=S
W=L
Y=R
Z=K
Disclaimer: All opinions are mine…feel free to agree or disagree.
All ‘data’ info is from the internet sites and is usually checked with at
least one other source, but I have learned that every site has mistakes and
sadly once out the information is out there, many sites simply copy it and is
therefore difficult to verify. Also for events occurring before the Gregorian
calendar was adopted [1582] the dates may not be totally accurate.
§ And That Is All for
Now §