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Flagstaff Almanac: Day: 113 / Week: 17
Today: L 38°…H 66°… Ave. humidity: 50%Wind: ave: 28mph; Gusts: 49mph Red Flag
Average Low: 29° Record Low: 14° (1963)
Average High: 61° Record High: 77° (1949)
Quote of
the Day
Today’s
Historical Highlights
1348 - 1st
English order of knighthood founded (Order of Garter)
1597 - William
Shakespeare's The Merry Wives of Windsor is first performed
1635 - Oldest
US public institution, Boston Latin School founded
1851 - Canada
issues its 1st postage stamps
1900 - 1st
know occurrence of word "hillbillie" (NY Journal)
1953
- KTAR (now KPNX) TV channel 12 in Phoenix, AZ
(NBC) begins broadcasting
1962 - 1st
US satellite to reach the moon launched Ranger 4
1968
- 1st decimal coins issued in Britain (5 &
10 new pence, replacing shilling and two-shilling pieces)
1972
- Betty Burfeind wins LPGA Birmingham
Centennital Golf Classic
1984 - AIDS-virus
identified (acquired immune deficiency syndrome)
1991
- USSR grants republics right to secede under
certain conditions
2003 - Beijing
closes all schools for two weeks because of the SARS virus.
2013
- The French National Assembly passes an
amended bill legalizing same-sex marriage
♫ Today’s Birthdays: ♫
How many can you identify? Answers in Today’s Birthdays below
A windy day here in our little mountain town. I went to lunch with
a former colleague from Tuba. Interesting catch up. His wife is retiring from
TC and he retired about 4 years ago. They are having a retirement bash here in
Flag at the end of the month. He has been doing taxes for some tax preparing
company for the past few tax seasons and sure had some great stories about
clients. Guess I’m not as bad as I thought I was. I caught up on some Tuba
gossip and while it was interesting to learn who may be retiring, I’ve been
gone so long, it really doesn’t mean that much. I caught him up on my latest
trip to Cuba.
Game Center (answers at the
end of post)
Brain
Teasers
Boudreaux, a master
dartsman, was bragging to his bar mates that he was such a consummate player,
he could hit the dartboard in any location at will.
"I'll wager a
hundred dollars that, no matter what position you name on the board, I'll be
able to hit it."
Thibedeaux, tired of
Boudreaux's windbaggery, shouted out an answer.
Boudreaux stammered
for a few moments and at first refused to pay. The other bar patrons, however,
made sure he held up his end of the wager. Boudreaux slammed a hundred dollar
bill on the counter and stormed out.
Where on the
dartboard did Thibedeaux suggest?
Lifestyle Substance:
Found on
You Tube with some relevance to today
OK Then…
Between
two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Mae
West
Harper’s
Index
Nuber
of times in the past five years that an annual prize for good governance in
Africa was not given out: 4
Unusual
Fact of the Day
The
consistency of your ear wax is genetic.
Joke-of-the-day
Once there was an Antartian that was down on
his luck. In order to get some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him
for ransom.
He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took
him behind a tree and told him "I've kidnapped you."
The Antartian wrote a note saying "I've
kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it
beneath the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the city
playground. Signed, An Antartian."
The Antartian then pinned the note to the
kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.
The next morning the Antartian checked, and
sure enough a paper bag was sitting beneath that pecan tree. The Antartian
opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note. The note said, "How
could one Antartian do this to another Antartian?!"
Rules of
Thumb:
Avoiding Faulty Food
At a grocery store,
never take the last of anything, there may be a reason.
Yeah, It
Really Happened
A man fooled a town in England into thinking he was their mayor by
setting up a fake Twitter account. A man going by James Billington created the
Twitter handle @mayorofStafford with a bio saying he's, "delighted to be
representing the town of Stafford & surrounding areas." He sent his
first tweet on March 8 and the people of Stafford quickly bought into it.
Billington staged a ribbon-cutting at a local theme park and even passed
around, "I'm the mayor of Stafford!" buttons. The Stafford town
council caught on to the hoax and asked Twitter to shut the account down. Honored
to open @altontowers for their 2014 season today! #OpeningWeekend
#staffordshirehour #Staffordshire pic.twitter.com/0kMNExRRpr- Mayor of Stafford
(@mayorofstafford) March 22, 2014. The real mayor is Angela Loughran and people
were feeling a bit foolish for being duped. "I feel so stupid, I believed
[James Billington was mayor.] How many people know the name of their town
mayor? There was no reason to disbelieve him," said Stafford resident Bal
Singh. The Twitter account is still active and tweeting his imaginary mayoral
duties.
Somewhat
Useless Information
Alzheimer’s
patients use to recall the past quite often, which is dangerous in case they
decide to leave the nursing house they’ re hosted in and go away without
warning.
For
this reason, nursing houses in Germany have come up with a smart idea that
prevent Alzheimer’s patients from
wandering around. They have put fake bus stations outside the nursing houses!
Once
the urge passes, and the patient can’t recall why they’re waiting, caregivers
can redirect the patient to another activity.
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Have
you ever experienced a strange light, an unpleasant smell, confusing thoughts
or experiences before a migraine?
If
yes, then you may have experienced ‘aura’. An aura is a perceptual disturbance
experienced by some migraine sufferers before a migraine headache.
‘Aura’
can occur from a few seconds up to an hour before the migraine and it can stay
with a migraine sufferer for the duration of the migraine; depending on the
type of aura, this can leave the person disoriented and confused.
Calendar
Information
Today
Is
Administrative
Professionals Day or Secretary's Day
English
Language Day
Impossible
Astronaut Day (Dr. Who)
National
Bulldogs Are Beautiful Day
National
Lost Dog Awareness Day
Movie
Theatre Day
Talk Like
Shakespeare Day
World
Book & Copyright Day
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Book Day
and Lover's Day (Spain)
Children's
Day/ National Sovereignty Day (Turkey)
Today’s
Events through History
1795 - William
Hastings acquitted in England of high treason
1904 - American
Academy of Arts & Letters forms
1965 - Launch
of 1st Soviet communications satellite
1969
- Sirhan Sirhan sentenced to death for killing
Bobby Kennedy
Estelle Harris, actress (Estelle
Castanza-Seinfeld) is 87
Lee Majors, [Harvey Lee Yeary], actor
($6,000,000 Man, The Fall Guy) is 75
Joyce DeWitt, actress (Janet -Three's
Company) is 65
Michael Moore, filmmaker is 60
Jan Hooks, comedienne actress (SNL,
Designing Women) is 57
Valerie Bertinelli, actress (1 Day at
a Time) is 54
George Lopez, American actor and comedian is 53
Remembered
for being born today
1564-1616? - William
Shakespeare, Poet and playwright
1728-1795 - Samuel
Wallis, explorer (Wallis Island)
1791-1868 - James
Buchanan, 15th US president
1904-1980 - Duncan
Renaldo, Spain, actor (Cisco Kid)
1907-1977
- Lee (Elizabeth) Miller, American photographer
1916-1994 - Bud
Wilkinson, college football coach (Oklahoma)
1918-2012
- Gordon Hirabayshi, civil rights activist and
WWII internment opponent
1928-2014
- Shirley Temple, child star in the 1930s \ diplomat
1942-2005 - Sandra Dee,
[Zuck], Bayonne NJ, actress (Gidget, Imitation of Life)
1936-1988 - Roy Orbison, Vernon Tx, rocker (Pretty Woman)
Today’s
Historical Obits
Charles G. Dawes, US VP, Nobel Peace
Prize, 1951, @85
Otto Preminger, dir (Advise & Consent, Anatomy of Murder),
1986, @80
William Wordsworth, poet, 1850, @80
Howard Cosell, sportscaster (Monday Night Football), embolism,
1995, @77
Boris Yeltsin, 1st President of the Russian Federation, heart
failure, 2007, @76
William Tubman, President of Liberia (1944-71), 1971, @76
James Earl Ray, assassin, in prison, kidney failure, 1998,
@70
Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, Spanish writer (Don Quixote), 1616,
@69
Alfred Packer, American Cannibal, senility, 1907, @65
Christ, crucified, according to Isaac Newton
Saint George, Greek officer in the Roman army, beheaded, 303, @23
Brain
Teasers
The back
of the board.
Disclaimer: All opinions are mine…feel free to agree or disagree.
All ‘data’ info is from the internet sites and is usually checked with at
least one other source, but I have learned that every site has mistakes and
sadly once out the information is out there, many sites simply copy it and is
therefore difficult to verify. Also for events occurring before the Gregorian
calendar was adopted [1582] the dates may not be totally accurate.
§ And That Is All for
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