Daily Almanac for Flagstaff
Week 21 Day: 135 \ Ave. sky cover: 5% \ Visibility: 10 miles Flagstaff Today 78° \35°
Wind: 5mph \ Gusts: 10mph
Extreme risk of fire
\ Nearest active fire: 12mi \ nearest Lightning: 972mi
May Averages for Flagstaff: 68° \ 34° (3 days of moisture)
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Daily Observations
My
Sometimes-Long-Winded Thoughts
Sunny day
with no wind…paradise here.
I turned on
my computer this morning to discover no internet connection. I tried all the
usual things. Nada. Called I called CenturyLink, my provider. “Our offices are
currently closed. Please call back during regular business hours, 9am-5pm M-F”.
I was dumbfounded. Internet is supposed to be 24/7 and so should tech support.
I played around and found a chat for tech support. I used my cellphone to
connect. No luck. I turned off the computer and went about my day. After some
shopping, laundry, and cleaning, I tried again. Internet connection was back
on. I guess it was magic.
The big
story on NPR this morning was the baby formula shortage. This shortage certainly
makes us appear to be a 3rd world country. I am curious as to why
conservatives are not speaking out and suggest fixes to this mess. As an
adopted child, I know the importance of good baby formula for babies.
Here’s
something I hadn’t thought about until I saw a story about it…Crash dummies
have always been male. Women are more likely to die in a crash than males. Part
of this is because females are built differently than males. Duh… Some crash
dummies are ‘made smaller’ to study what happens to ‘smaller males’ in a crash.
A couple of crash dummy companies have begun making female dummies. The problem
now is that crash test results do not include what happens to the female dummies.
Therefore, few tests use the female equivalent. I hope Congress learns this and
changes the rules for crash dummies to include results of females.
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State Trivia
Pennsylvania: Charles Dickens' pet
raven lives here
Dead, but preserved since 1841, a unique piece of history is on display in
the Rare Books department of the Philadelphia Free Library. Grip, a taxidermized
black raven that was once Charles Dickens' pet, is the same that inspired Edgar
Allan Poe's famous poem The Raven. Dickens' pet was mentioned in a lesser-known
story of his, Barnaby Rudge. Poe reviewed the book and published his poem soon
after. In fact, the Maryland NFL team Baltimore Ravens are also, by extension,
inspired by Grip as the team was named in honor of Baltimore resident Poe's
poem.
Rhode Island: White Horse Tavern is
the oldest in the US
Believed to be the USA’s oldest tavern building, Newport’s White Horse
Tavern is a real slice of history. Established in 1673 by William Mayes Senior,
it then passed down to his son, who was a pirate and is still believed to haunt
it today. It then served as accommodation for loyalists and British troops
during the Occupation of Newport in the Revolution, but today it's best known
for its clam chowder.
South Carolina: there's a monkey
colony
South Carolina's coast is dotted with countless barrier islands and
marshland that stretches from Berkeley to Jasper counties. Each of these
islands share landscapes and wildlife apart from one. A small barrier island
off the coast of Beaufort has an unusual population. The 2,000 acres of Morgan
Island are roamed by a colony of nearly 4,000 Rhesus monkeys. The monkeys were
moved to the island in the late 1970s from a research facility in Puerto Rico
and have lived on the island since. Unfortunately, it's not accessible for
humans.
South Dakota: there is a monument
bigger than Mount Rushmore
Well, there almost is. Mount Rushmore is one of the country's most famous
monuments, however, there is an even larger and more spectacular one in the
works. The Crazy Horse Memorial is the world's only mountain carving in
progress and, when finished, it'll be the world's largest sculpture, standing
563 feet (172m). So far only the face of Crazy Horse, an indigenous Lakota
warrior, has been finished and current work continues on his outstretched arm.
Paraprosdokians
Winston
Churchill paraprosdokians
v War does not determine who is right -
only who is left.
v Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
v They begin the evening news with 'Good
Evening,' then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
v To steal ideas from one person is
plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
v I thought I wanted a career. Turns out, I
just wanted pay checks.
v In filling out an application, where it
says, 'In case of emergency, notify:' I put "DOCTOR."
Historical Events
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1501 –
Ottaviano Petrucci opened the first modern-style music publishing house, by
producing the first book of music made from movable type, in Venice.
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1536 – Anne
Boleyn, Queen of England, stood trial in London on charges of treason, adultery
and incest. Found guilty, she was executed a few days later, May 19.
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1793 – Diego
MarÃn Aguilera flew a glider for approximately 1,000 feet during one of the
first attempted manned flights, in Spain.
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1800 –
President John Adams ordered the new US federal government to leave
Philadelphia and move to the nation’s new capital in Washington DC.
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1862 –
President Abraham Lincoln signed a bill into law creating the United States
Bureau of Agriculture, later renamed the United States Department of
Agriculture.
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1869 – Susan
B. Anthony and Elizabeth Cady Stanton form the National Woman Suffrage
Association, in New York.
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1911 – With
Standard Oil Co. of New Jersey v. The United States, the United States Supreme
Court declared Standard Oil to be an “unreasonable” monopoly under the Sherman
Antitrust Act and ordered the company to be broken up.
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1928 – Walt
Disney character Mickey Mouse premiered in his first (silent) cartoon, Plane
Crazy. 1929’s Steamboat Willie had sound. Plane Crazy was re-released with
sound later in 1929.
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1932 –
Japanese insurgents plotted to kill Charlie Chaplin and their own Prime
Minister to provoke war with the US and incite “restoration” in the name of the
Emperor.
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1940 – Nylon
stockings went on sale for the first time in the United States.
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1941 – Joe
DiMaggio began a 56-game hitting streak.
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1942 –
Women’s Auxiliary Army Corps (WAACs) was formed, granting women official US
military status.
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1958 – The
Soviet Union launched Sputnik 3.
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1970 –
President Richard Nixon appointed Anna Mae Hays and Elizabeth P. Hoisington the
first female United States Army generals.
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2008 –
California became the second U.S. state (after Massachusetts in 2004) to
legalize same-sex marriage
Ø 2010 – Jessica Watson became, at age 16,
the youngest person to sail, non-stop and unassisted around the world solo.
Birthdays Today
92
– Lainie Kazan, American actress
91
– Jasper Johns, American painter and sculptor
@89 – Eddy Arnold, American
singer-songwriter (d. 2008)
@88 – Joseph Cotten, American actor (d.
1994)
@62 – L. Frank Baum, American novelist (d.
1919; stroke)
@77 – Roger Ailes, American broadcaster (d.
2017; fall & hemophilia)
@74 – Richard J. Daley, American lawyer,
48th Mayor of Chicago (d. 1976; heart attack)
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– Stella Maxwell, New Zealand model