4-3-11 Sunday

TODAY’s HOLY MACKEREL: 1868 An Hawaiian surfs on highest wave ever; he rides a 50' tidal wave 
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MY FREE RAMBLING THOUGHTS

A little windy to spend too much outside, but I did anyway and now have a little windburn. So much better than staying inside. Tomorrow should be windy too, then it will be nice until Wednesday when rain is forecast…rain….not snow…rain. I’m ready. The forest is very dry and not much new growth out there yet. The Hot Shot crews are going to have a very busy time this year….again.
The biggest concern for Flag, after the danger of another big fire, will be the flooding. The Forest Service sez they will help in the fire area on their property as soon as the city or county or state comes up with a plan. What!?!? The fire was on Forest Service land, it started on Forest Service land, the Forest Service was still allowing campfires in the tinder dry forest. The people living below the fire are on private land that they purchased. Agreed that all the first responders came through and prevented any homes from being lost. Now there are these huge hillsides, on forest service land that will simply let the water and debris rush down the burned hillside into the private land. And the DC head of the Forest Service flies over the area in a small plane, tells everyone that it is a disaster waiting to happen, and says they will get right on it—ten months after the damage—as soon as somebody else comes up with a plan. Here’s my plan: Do whatever it takes to save the homes and animals and roads in the expected flood area. Driving into the residential area is strange. There are huge ditches on both sides of the main road. Every house has cement barriers (used on highway construction) on the entire mountain facing property. On the mountain facing side of all that cement are deep trenches. Landscaping is a thing of the past. No one could sell now, even at a huge loss. Most houses have large frontage with a big driveway. Those driveways basically off limits as there is just enough room for the family car to go between the barriers. There are sandbags behind the barriers that can be use to fill in the space between the barriers. When a flood comes, all those ditches will be full of water and it will be difficult for anyone to get in or get out—including first responders. And the DC guy says ‘give us a plan.’
I have several friends in the ‘flood zone’ and they are stuck. They can’t sell, they can’t move, they enjoy the forest and know that the monsoon is what keeps the forest alive. So they just wait…no vacation, stock up on food and water, and watch the sky…and it’s only early April. Monsoons don’t arrive until around July. At this point, any rain can cause flooding—even the rain I’m anxiously awaiting later this week. With a healthy, vibrant forest, as it was for hundreds of years prior to last summer, no one said this area was a floodplain. Not the insurance companies, not the builders, not the real estate agents, not the county,….no one.
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DID YOU KNOW THAT…

Chill your picnic cooler by putting a layer of ice in the bottom of the cooler, then add the food, packed in sealed containers or plastic food bags. Top with frozen gel or juice packs or water bottles seven-eighths full and frozen. These will thaw, keep the food cool, and be icy to drink. 

SOMEWHAT USELESS INFORMATION…Red Hair Part II

Red hair doesn’t gray as much as other hair colors. Red hair initially tends to turn blond and then white. Because natural red hair holds its pigment more than other colors, it is harder to dye.
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Because redheads have thicker hair than people with other hair colors, they have fewer strands of hair. For example, while blondes have on average 140,000 hairs, redheads have approximately 90,000.
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Some common last names in the British Isles reflect the frequency of red hair there, including Flanary (“red eyebrow”), Reid (“red-haired, ruddy complexion”), and Flynn
(“bright red”).
PUZZLE:   Trivia Quiz […answers at bottom…]
1. Which country produces wine in the Casablanca Valley?
2. Allium cepa - one of the lilicaea - world most used food item?
3. Who wrote the children's novel 'Swallows and Amazons'?
4. What was Edward Whymper the first man to do?
5. What is the correct name for a baby otter?
6. Who wrote the science fiction novel 'Slaughterhouse Five'?
7. An exultation is a group of what kind of animals?
8. Who painted the 'Water Lilly Pond' in 1899?
9. In what country was Bonnie Prince Charlie born?
10. In Bavaria what is defined as a staple food?

UNUSUAL NEWS ITEM:

ST. CLOUD, Minn. - St. Cloud, Minn., grandparents Mike and Joan Benda welcomed three new granddaughters within three days of each other this month, family members said. Their oldest daughter, Katie Larson, 30, gave birth to MaKenna March 14 in Minneapolis where she lives with husband Andrew and daughter Alexa, 1. Taylor Orth was born March 15 to their middle daughter Michele Orth, 29, in Otsego, Minn., where she lives with husband, Jesse, and son Cameron, 2. Melissa Valen, 29, Michele's identical twin, gave birth to Lyla March 16. They live in Albert-ville, Minn., with husband Andrew and two children Faith, 7, and Jakob, 2. The excitement of the triple births
started to build as each daughter announced due dates days apart and then said all the babies would be girls. Coincidences multiplied as the granddaughters arrived in their mothers' birth order. The granddaughters even fall in order for height and weight. "This is a wild family," Faith Valen told the St. Cloud Times as she watched her toddler cousins playing and the new arrivals being rocked to sleep in the arms of her grandparents.

A LITTLE LAUGH:

Eric is sitting at the bar staring morosely into his beer.
Tom walks in, sits down and asks him what the problem is.
"Well," said Eric, "I ran afoul of one of those awkward questions women ask. Now I'm in deep trouble at home."
 "What kind of question?" asked Tom.
 "My wife asked me if I would still love her when she gets old, fat and wrinkly."
 "That's easy," said Tom. "You just say 'Of course I will'".
 "Yeah," said Eric, "That's what I wanted to do, except I said 'Of course I DO...'"

CLOSEUP PICTURE: Can you identify this close up picture?

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♫ Rock and Roll Hall of Fame ♫

2009 Inductees: The Ventures--“the quintessential guitar combo of the pre-Beatles era, [who] influenced not only styles, but also a generation’s choice of instruments.”
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DAYBOOK INFORMATION

«THIS WEEK
1-7 
Golden Rule Week
International Pooper-Scooper Week
Laugh at Work Week
Medication Safety Week
2-7
Testicular Cancer Awareness Week
3-9
Explore Your Career Options
National Week of the Ocean
National Blue Ribbon Week
National Window Safety Week

«TODAY IS
Tweed Day
Don't Go To Work Unless It's Fun Day
Pony Express Day
World Party Day
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UK: Mothering Sunday (always 4th Sunday of Lent: similar to Mother’s Day in other countries)
… ARTISTS:  AUTHORS:  COMPOSERS…
1783 Washington Irving American writer (Legend of Sleepy Hollow, Rip Van Winkle) 
…ATHLETES
Michael Olowokandi, 36, basketball
Bernie Parent, 66, Hall of Fame hockey player
Picabo Street, 40, Olympic skier
…BUSINESS & EDUCATION
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…ENTERTAINERS (ACTORS/SINGERS…)
Alec Baldwin, 53, actor (“30 Rock,” The Cooler, The Hunt for Red October)
1924 Marlon Brando Academy Award-winning actor
1941 Jan Berry songwriter, singer: group: Jan and Dean
1904 Iron Eyes Cody (Espera Oscar de Corti ) actor (Black Gold, Ernest Goes to Camp, Environmental Campaign) 
Doris Day, 87, singer, actress 
1898 George Jessel comedian, actor
Marsha Mason, 69, actress
Eddie Murphy, 50, comedian
Wayne Newton, 69, singer 
Tony Orlando, 67, singer
David Hyde Pierce, 52, actor
1929 Miyoshi Umeki actress: Flower Drum Song
…POLITICIANS
1715 John Hanson 1st US President under Articles of Confederation 
1823 William Marcy "Boss" Tweed corrupt NYC political boss 
…SCIENCE & RELIGION
Jane Goodall (Baroness Van Lawick-Goodall), 77, anthropologist known for study of chimpanzees
Today’s Obits:
1901 Richard D'Oyly Carte promotor (Gilbert & Sullivan operas), dropsy @ 45
0033 Christ crucified (according to astronomer Humphreys & Waddington) @ 33
1994 Betty Furness actress/news consumer reporter (WNBC), @ 78 
1946 Lieutenant General Masaharu Homma (responsible for Bataan Death March), executed @ 58 
1882 Jesse James outlaw, shot dead @ 34
1993 Pinky Lee kiddie host (Pinky Lee Show), heart attack @ 85 
1882 Jesse James outlaw, shot dead @ 34
Today’s Events:
  ARTS
1949 Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis debuted on radio
1953 TV Guide was published for the first time 
  ATHLETICS
1966 Tom Seaver, signs with the Mets for a reported $50,000 bonus 
1975 Bobby Fischer stripped of world chess title for refusing to defend 
  BUSINESS & EDUCATION
1776 Harvard College conferred the first honorary Doctor of Laws degree to George Washington.
1829 James Carrington of Wallingford, CT patented the coffee mill.
1860 Pony Express began between St Joseph MO & Sacramento CA 
1866 Rudolph Eickemeyer and G. Osterheld of Yonkers, New York patented a blocking and shaping machine for hats
1882 Wood block alarm invented, when alarm rang, it dropped 20 wood blocks 
1985 The famed Brown Derby restaurant in Hollywood closed on this day after 57 years.
  INDIGENOUS PEOPLE
1730 In the Cherokee village of Nequassee, modern day Franklin, North Carolina, Sir Alexander Cuming will oversee a ceremony making Chief Moytoy the "Emperor of the Cherokees." This will be his final step in having the Cherokees acknowledge the sovereignty of King George II of England.
1861 White settlers have started moving onto Sioux lands, near New Ulm, Minnesota. In an effort to improve their illegal standing, today, they petition President Lincoln for protection against the Indians.
 International POLITICS
1764 Austrian arch duke Jozef crowned himself Roman Catholic king 
1977 Egyptian President Anwar Sadat's 1st meeting with President Jimmy Carter 
 SCIENCE & RELIGION
1910 Highest mountain in North America, Alaska's Mount McKinley climbed 
1933 1st airplane flight over Mount Everest 
 US POLITICS
1790 Revenue Marine Service (US Coast Guard), created 
1865 Union forces occupy Confederate capital of Richmond VA & Petersburg VA
1918 House of Representatives accepts American Creed written by William Tyler 
I believe in the United States of America, as a government of the people, by the people, for the people; whose just powers are derived from the consent of the governed; a democracy in a republic; a sovereign Nation of many sovereign States; a perfect union, one and inseparable; established upon those principles of freedom, equality, justice, and humanity for which American patriots sacrificed their lives and fortunes.
I therefore believe it is my duty to my country to love it, to support its Constitution, to obey its laws, to respect its flag, and to defend it against all enemies
1927 Interstate Commerce Commission transfers Ohio to Eastern time zone
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ANSWERS:

Quiz
1. Which country produces wine in the Casablanca Valley?
Chile
2. Allium cepa - one of the lilicaea - world most used food item?
Onion
3. Who wrote the children's novel 'Swallows and Amazons'?
Arthur Ransom
4. What was Edward Whymper the first man to do?
Climb Matterhorn
5. What is the correct name for a baby otter?
Kitten
6. Who wrote the science fiction novel 'Slaughterhouse Five'?
Kurt Vonnegut
7. An exultation is a group of what kind of animals?
Larks
8. Who painted the 'Water Lilly Pond' in 1899?
Claude Monet
9. In what country was Bonnie Prince Charlie born?
Italy
10. In Bavaria what is defined as a staple food?
Beer 
Close Up Picture
Toy Mixer
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4-2-11 Satruday


TODAY’s HOLY MACKEREL: 1902 1st motion picture theater opens (Los Angeles CA) 
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MY FREE RAMBLING THOUGHTS

I took my taxes in today. I figured April Fool’s Day was a good day to do it. I met with him for about 20 minutes, and left the pile. He will call me sometime next week or the following week to let me know they are done. I gave up on getting excited a long time ago.
Flag had a great day—with a high of 75°. Spring fever continues to build. I went to Home Depot to see what they have for spring. Then I decided it was still way too early to get any color. Even the seeds for flowers say to wait until the last frost or to bring the pots inside every night. I know I won’t be doing that. So I’ll just hold off.
Thinking about what I will do tomorrow…certainly won’t be an inside activity. I’m checking the Flag calendar to find something. Nothing has popped out as a must do yet, but will check again tomorrow.
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DID YOU KNOW THAT…

~Gardening is proven to lower anxiety, reduce stress and increase intuition. And it makes sens: Reveling in nature's bright blooms encourages clever thinking.
~Keeps your trash can neat...Before you put in the bag, fold several sheets of newspaper and lay them in the bottom of the trash can. They'll absorb any spills, get rid of odors and can be tossed when they become stained.
~Sugar's disinfectant properties banish pimple-causing bacteria and heal blemishes. Mix sugar with water until it's paste-like; massage onto your face then rinse.

SOMEWHAT USELESS INFORMATION…

Ancient cultures, including those of the Romans and Hindus, celebrated New Year's Day on or around April 1. It closely follows the vernal equinox (March 20th or March 21st.) In medieval times, much of Europe celebrated March 25, the Feast of Annunciation, as the beginning of the new year.
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In 1582, when Pope Gregory XIII ordered for the new Gregorian calendar to replace the old Julian calendar, New Year's Day was shifted to Jan 1. According to a popular explanation, many people either refused to accept the new date, or did not learn about it, and continued to celebrate New Year's Day on April 1. Other people began to make fun of these traditionalists, sending them on "fool's errands" or trying to trick them into believing something false.
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Another explanation of the origins of April Fools' Day was provided by Joseph Boskin, a professor of history at Boston University. He explained that the practice began during the reign of Constantine, when a group of court jesters and fools told the Roman emperor that they could do a better job of running the empire. Constantine, amused, allowed a jester named Kugel to be king for one day. Kugel passed an edict calling for absurdity on that day, and the custom became an annual event.
PUZZLE:   Trivia Quiz […answers at bottom…] Literature
1. In the novel Animal Farm, Benjamin was what type of creature?
2. What bird is the symbol of Penguin books?
3. Who is Charlie Brown's favourite baseball player?
4. We know who wrote 'Little Women' but who wrote 'Little Men'?
5. What play contains the line; 'Shall there be no more cakes and ale'?
6. Who wrote 'Les Miserable'?
7. Inspector Bucket appears in which Dickens novel?
8. Who wrote the play, Waiting for Godot in 1954?
9. What was the name of Sancho Panza's donkey?
10. Who wrote the novel 'Brave New World'?

UNUSUAL NEWS ITEM:

Freddie Mac (the government sponsored but privately owned home mortgage financier—whose massive debts have been assumed in a federal ‘bailout’ administered by the Treasury Dept) filed a claim in Tax Court against the Internal Revenue Service, denying IRS’s claim that it owes $3 billion in back taxes from 1998-2005. Should taxpayers care? If Freddie Mac wins (which is also housed in the Treasury Dept) loses out on the $3 billion in alleged back taxes. If IRS wins it gets its $3 billion, which will undoubtedly be paid with taxpaiyer bailout money. Lawyers from both sides seem to think that pursuing the lawsuit is important.

A LITTLE LAUGH:

A young couple honeymooning in Las Vegas was down to their last two dollars. The groom told the bride that he had a feeling that he could turn the two bucks into a fortune if he went down to the casino alone.
Once in the casino, he put one dollar each into two slot machines and won Jackpots on both totaling $10,000. He then played blackjack for an hour until he had $50,000 in chips. Next, he played poker and upped his winnings to $100,000.
He was about to cash in his chips when he got a hunch that his luck hadn't run out. So he took all his money and placed it on Black at the roulette table, hoping to double his money. But the ball came up Red. He returned to his hotel room.
"How did you do?" asked the bride.
The groom shrugged and said, "I lost two dollars."

Top 10 IN THE World:

10. Operation                        5. Cluedo (British version of Clue)
 9. Snakes and Ladders             4. Battleships
 8. Scrabble                             3. Chess
 7. Scene It?                         2. Trivial Pursuit
 6. Go For Broke                       1. Monopoly

CLOSEUP PICTURE: Can you identify this close up picture?

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Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

2009 Inductee: John Cougar Mellencamp
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DAYBOOK INFORMATION

THIS WEEK
1-7 
International Pooper-Scooper Week
Laugh at Work Week
Golden Rule Week
Medication Safety Week
2-7 Testicular Cancer Awareness Week
TODAY IS
International Children's Book Day
International Pillow Fight Day
National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day
National Love Our Children Day
Tangible Karma Day
World Autism Day
§ § § §
Chad: Creation of Union of Central African States (1968) 
Iran: Nawroz 13 
Liberia: National Day of Prayer & Fast 
Thailand: Thai Heritage Conservation Day
…AUTHORS/COMPOSERS/ARTISTS
1805 Hans Christian Andersen Danish author of 150 fairy tales 
1918 Charles White WPA murals
…ATHLETES
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…BUSINESS & EDUCATION
1875 Walter Chrysler founded Chrysler car company 
Camille Paglia, 64, literature professor and literary and cultural critic
…ENTERTAINERS (ACTORS/SINGERS)
1908 Buddy Ebsen actor (Beverly Hillbillies, Barnaby Jones) 
1914 Sir Alec Guinness [de Cuffe] London England, thespian
Emmylou Harris, 64, singer
Linda Hunt, 66, actress (“NCIS: Los Angeles,” “The Practice”; Oscar for The Year of Living Dangerously)
Christopher Meloni, 50, actor (Runaway Bride, “Law & Order: SVU,” “Oz”)
Leon Russell, 70, musician
1920 Jack (John Randolph) Webb director, actor: Dragnet
…POLITICIANS
0742 Charlemagne 1st Holy Roman emperor (800-14) 
…SCIENCE & RELIGION
1905 Kurt Adler therapist/writer 
Today’s Obits:
1872 Samuel F B Morse developer of electric telegraph, @ 80 
1987 Buddy Rich drummer/orchestra leader (Away We Go), @ 69 
1997 Tomoyuki Tanaka producer (Godzilla), stroke @ 86 
1976 Ray Teal actor (Sheriff Roy Coffee-Bonanza), @ 74 
Today’s Events:
…ARTS
1971 Sci-fi soap opera "Dark Shadows" concludes an almost 5 year run 
1972 Actor Burt Reynolds appeared naked in Cosmopolitan Magazine
1978 TV show "Dallas" premieres on CBS (as a 5 week mini-series) 
…ATHLETICS
1969 The Milwaukee Bucks of the National Basketball Association signed Lew Alcindor (Kareem Abdul-Jabar)for a reported $1,400,000 five-year contract
1987 Doc Gooden undergoes cocaine rehabilitation 
…BUSINESS & EDUCATION
1819 1st successful agricultural journal ("The American Farmer") begins 
1896 Madison Square Garden in New York City hosted the season premiere of the Barnum and Bailey Circus
1978 Velcro was 1st put on the market 
…INDIGENOUS PEOPLE
1885 An incident in the Second Riel Rebellion takes place today.
1975 A 3 day National Conference on Indian Water Rights is convened today in Washington, D.C. Representatives from almost 200 tribes will attend the meeting.
…POLITICS (International)
1513 Explorer Juan Ponce de León claims Florida for Spain 
…POLITICS (US)
1792 Congress establishes Philadelphia mint
1870 Victoria Woodhull is 1st woman to be nominated for US President 
1877 1st Easter egg roll held on White House lawn 
…SCIENCE & RELIGION
1889 Charles Hall patented aluminum
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ANSWERS:

Quiz
1. In the novel Animal Farm, Benjamin was what type of creature?
Donkey
2. What bird is the symbol of Penguin books?
Puffin
3. Who is Charlie Brown's favorite baseball player?
Joe Shlabotnik
4. We know who wrote 'Little Women' but who wrote 'Little Men'?
Lousia May Alcott
5. What play contains the line; 'Shall there be no more cakes and ale'?
Twelfth Night
6. Who wrote 'Les Miserable'?
Victor Hugo
7. Inspector Bucket appears in which Dickens novel?
Bleak House
8. Who wrote the play, Waiting for Godot in 1954?
Samuel Beckett
9. What was the name of Sancho Panza's donkey?
Dapple
10. Who wrote the novel 'Brave New World'?

Aldus Huxley 
Close Up Picture
Football
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April Fool's Day 11


TODAY’s HOLY MACKEREL: 1952 Big Bang theory proposed in Physical Review by Alpher, Bethe & Gamow
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MY FREE RAMBLING THOUGHTS
I have been confused about the AZ educational system for four decades. First it was why AZ had no reciprocity with any state for certification. Then it was the state system not wanting to deal with ESL for anyone but Spanish speakers, and finally it was the state proficiency test. I only had one semester with high school students and that was in SD, so I can’t say a lot about what happens in the upper grades. But I did know K-8 education pretty well. Our goal was to prepare students for life. That meant basic reading, writing, speaking, and math skills. My schools were never affected by budget changes in AZ. We had to deal with budget changes at the Federal level. Earlier this week a report was listed that only 31% of the incoming Freshman graduate from NAU in 4 years. The number jumps to 35% in five years. I thought that was pretty low and something was wrong. I checked my Alma mater, Univ. of CO, to see what their stats were. In 2009, the CU graduation rate for all students was 68% with athletes a little lower at 57%. I felt a little better.

If less than one in three freshmen makes it to graduation, there are problems. Students at NAU are paying about $4,000 per semester for in-state tuition and fees. Are the students leaving NAU because of the tuition costs? I’m still trying to figure that out. Many students get scholarships, grants, and other loans to pay these rates. Most are tied to grades. Grade inflation has always been a problem at universities and NAU is no exception. Are the NAU students there because they want an education, or is just that the high schools only push college attendance? Do they leave because they just have too much fun their first couple of semesters? Do students leave because the work was too difficult? How are the AZ high schools preparing students for the freedom and the responsibility of college?

I don’t have any answers but as AZ falls lower and lower on the education scale—currently at 46th in the US, I sure hope someone is asking these questions and more. More importantly I hope that someone is finding answers. I know many students who have found happiness with a high school diploma. I know some who found happiness with less than a high school education. They didn’t do well with ‘book learning’ in school, but were hard working, reliable, driven people who wanted to have a good life for themselves and their families. I also know students who were unsuccessful in school and unsuccessful in life. Education is only part of the big picture. It is time the public schools look at that big picture and teach the skills needed to be successful in that world. We need doctors, lawyers, teachers; we need techies, mechanics, warehouse workers, and janitors; we need artists, writers, and actors; we need entrepreneurs, dreamers, and leaders. A one size fits all high school not the answer, but having high schools that are magnets for various skills may be the answer to our educational dilemma here in AZ.

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DID YOU KNOW THAT…
~If you've been yanking on a cork in a wine bottle and it just simply won't budge, here's a quick tip: Take a hot, wet towel and wrap it around the neck of the bottle. The heat will cause the glass to expand a little so the cork will pop right out.
~Electric bulbs get dirty just like everything else, and that makes them less efficient. By simply dusting them with a microfiber cloth, they'll give off 50% more light so your rooms will be lighter and brighter.
~Next time you boil potatoes, let the water cool and use it to give your thirsty plants a drink. It contains starch, nutrients and organic water that help plants thrive.

SOMEWHAT USELESS INFORMATION…
~McDonald's fast food restaurant opened an official school, Hamburger University, in Oak Brook, IL, (a suburb of Chicago) in 1961.
~McDonald's purchases the more beef than any other entity in the world. 

PUZZLE: Trivia Quiz […answers at bottom…]
1. In the movie 'Casablanca' what is the name of the nightclub?
2. Detective Philip Marlow smokes what brand of cigarette?
3. What was Colombo's dog called?
4. Who directed the movie 'Sharky's Machine'?
5. Pat Sullivan created which cartoon character?
6. What was the world's first X rated cartoon?
7. What TV character lived in Waratah National Park?
8. Maurice Micklewhite became famous as who?
9. Who was Dan Dare's greatest enemy in the Eagle?
10. Wo Fat was the enemy of which TV detective?

UNUSUAL NEWS ITEM:
Unreal Estate: The collapse of the economy in 2008 might have reached the far corners of Earth, but evidently not to Planet Calypso, the make-believe asteroid containing make believe real estate in the multiplayer online game Entropia Universe, where resort entrepreneur Jon Jacobs, a 44 year old high school dropout, recently cashed out his properties for $635,000—in real (not make believe) US dollars. Since Jacobs’ original 2005 investment of $100,000 (a record at the time), he thus has earned an average 35% annual return. A recent study by the marketing firm In-Stat estimated that online players spent $7 billion in 2010 on make believe property and goods.

A LITTLE LAUGH:
A man was sitting alone in his office one night when a genie popped up out of his ashtray.
"And what will your third wish be?"
The man looked at the genie and said, "Huh? How can I be getting a third wish when I haven't had a first or second wish yet?"
"You have had two wishes already," the genie said, "but your second wish was for me to put everything back the way it was before you made your first wish. Thus, you remember nothing, because everything is the way it was before you made any wishes. You now have one wish left."
"Okay," said the man, "I don't believe this, but what the heck. I've always wanted to understand women. I'd love to know what's going on inside their heads."
"Funny," said the genie as it granted his wish and disappeared forever, "That was your first wish, too!"

Top 10 Game Shows:
10. Sale Of The Century
9. Takeaway
8. Ant and Dec's Saturday Night Countdown
7. Family Fortunes
6. Wheel Of Fortune
5. The Generation Game
4. The Price Is Right
3. Jeopardy
2. Who Wants To Be a Millionaire?
1. Deal or no Deal

CLOSEUP PICTURE: Can you identify this close up picture?

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♫ Rock and Roll Hall of Fame ♫
Madonna (born Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccon)
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DAYBOOK INFORMATION
►THIS MONTH◄
Atlanta Food & Wine Month ♦ Alcohol Awareness Month ♦ Amateur Radio Month ♦ Autism Awareness Month ♦ Brussels Sprouts and Cabbage Month ♦ Cancer Control Month ♦ Car Care Month ♦ Celebrate Diversity Month ♦ Child Abuse Prevention Month ♦ (International) Cesarean Awareness Month ♦ Confederate History Month ♦ Couple Appreciation Month ♦ Cranberries and Gooseberries Month ♦ Defeat Diabetes Month ♦ Emotional Overeating Awareness Month ♦ Fair Housing Month ♦ Financial Literacy Month ♦ Fresh Florida Tomatoes Month ♦ Frog Month ♦ Global Child Nutrition Month ♦ Grange Month ♦ Grilled Cheese Month ♦ Holy Humor Month ♦ Home Improvement Time ♦ Informed Women Month ♦ International Customer Loyalty Month ♦ International Guitar Month ♦ International Twit Award Month ♦ IBS (Irritable Bowel Syndrome) Month ♦ Jazz Appreciation Month ♦ Keep America Beautiful ♦ Month of the Young Child ♦ Month of the Military Child ♦ National African American Women's Fitness Month ♦ National Child Abuse Prevention Month ♦ National Card and Letter Writing Month ♦ National Decorating Month ♦ National DNA & Genomics & Stem Cell Education & Awareness Month ♦ National Donate Life Month ♦ National Garden Month ♦ National Humor Month ♦ National Kite Month ♦ National Knuckles Down Month ♦ National Landscape Architecture Month ♦ National Occupational Therapy Month ♦ National Parkinson's Awareness Month ♦ National Pecan Month ♦ National Pet Month ♦ National Poetry Month ♦ Nationally Sexually Transmitted Diseases (STDs) Month ♦ National Sexual Assault Awareness Month ♦ National Youth Sports Safety Month ♦ Pharmacists War on Diabetes Month ♦ Pet First Aid Awareness Month ♦ Physical Wellness Month ♦ Prevent Lyme in Dogs Month ♦ Prevention of Animal Cruelty Month ♦ Rosacea Awareness Month ♦ School Library Media Month ♦ Soy Foods Month ♦ Straw Hat Month ♦ Stress Awareness Month ♦ Testicular Cancer Awareness Month ♦ Tomatillo and Asian Pear Month ♦ Women's Eye Health & Safety Month ♦ Workplace Conflict Awareness Month ♦ World Habitat Awareness Month

►THIS WEEK◄1-7
Golden Rule Week
International Pooper-Scooper Week
Laugh at Work Week
Medication Safety Week

►TODAY IS◄
April Fools or All Fools Day
Atheist Day
Boomer Bonus Days (anyone over 50 celebrates)
Hospital Admitting Clerks Day
International Tatting Day
National Fun Day
National Fun at Work Day
National Geographic Bee (State Level)
One Cent Day (to wonder why we still have the penny)
Poetry & the Creative Mind Day
Reading is Funny Day
Sorry Charlie Day (for those who have been rejected and survived)
§ § § §
Iran: Islamic Republic Day
Bulgaria: Saint Lazarus Day
San Marino: National Day
Sri Lanka: Sinhal/Tamil New Year
US: Air Force Academy Day

■…AUTHORS/COMPOSERS/ARTISTS
David Eisenhower, 64, author (Eisenhower at War), lawyer
1922 William Manchester writer: The Last Lion: Winston Spencer Churchill, American Caesar: Douglas MacArthur
1873 Sergei Vasilievitch Rachmaninov, composer (Prelude in C# Minor)
■…ATHLETES
Libby Riddles, 55, first woman to win the 1,135-mile Iditarod Alaskan dogsled race
Daniel Joseph “RustyStaub, 67, former baseball player
■…BUSINESS & EDUCATION
1887 Leonard Bloomfield US linguist
1866 Sophonisba Breckenridge scholar/teacher/social activist
Rachel Maddow, 38, political commentator
■…ENTERTAINERS (ACTORS/SINGERS)
1883 Lon Chaney man of 1000 faces, actor (High Noon, Phantom of Opera)
Jon Gosselin, 34, television personality
1932 Gordon Jump actor: WKRP in Cincinnati
Ali MacGraw, 72, actress (Goodbye, Columbus; Love Story)
Jane Powell (Suzanne Burce), 82, actress (Seven Brides for Seven Brothers) Debbie Reynolds, 79, actress
■…POLITICIANS
Samuel A. Alito, Jr, 61, Associate Justice of the US
■…SCIENCE & RELIGION
Wangari Maathai, 70, Kenyan environmentalist, recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize
1919 Joseph Murray, American surgeon, Nobel laureate

Today’s Obits:
1870 Patrick Gass Sergeant of Lewis & Clark Expedition, @ 98
1984 Marvin Gaye shot by his father @ 44
1917 Scott Joplin ragtime composer (Sting), dementia/syphilis @ 48
1969 Helena Rubinstein US cosmetic manufacturer, @ 89
1997 Nancy Woodhull news editor (USA Today), cancer @ 52
1930 Zawditu 1st reigning female monarch of Ethiopia, typhoid @ 53

Today’s Events:
■…ARTS
1724 Jonathan Swift publishes Drapier's letters
■…ATHLETICS
1876 1st official National League baseball game (Boston-6, Philadelphia-5)
1980 Wayne Gretzky breaks Bobby Orr's record with 103rd assist
■…BUSINESS & EDUCATION
1889 1st dishwashing machine marketed (Chicago)
1946 400,000 US mine workers strike
1946 Weight Watchers forms
■…INDIGENOUS PEOPLE
1536 After being shipwrecked in Galveston, Texas, Cabeza de Vaca and a few men march across the continent to California. They will be the first "white men" to visit many Indian tribes.
■…POLITICS (International)
1977 Attempt for Moslem state in Chad fails
■…POLITICS (US)
1934 Bonnie & Clyde kill 2 police officers
■…SCIENCE & RELIGION
1748 Ruins of Pompeii found
1826 Samuel Morey of Oxford, New Hampshire patented the internal combustion engine
1920 Church disestablished in Wales
1931 Earthquake devastates Managua Nicaragua, kills 2,000
1960 The first U.S. weather satellite was launched. TIROS I
1987 Steve Newman became the first man to walk solo around the world
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ANSWERS:
Quiz
1. In the movie 'Casablanca' what is the name of the nightclub?
Rick's
2. Detective Philip Marlow smokes what brand of cigarette?
Camels
3. What was Colombo's dog called?
Fang - Basset Hound
4. Who directed the movie 'Sharky's Machine'?
Burt Reynolds
5. Pat Sullivan created which cartoon character?
Felix the Cat
6. What was the world's first X rated cartoon?
Fritz the cat
7. What TV character lived in Waratah National Park?
Skippy the Bush Kangaroo
8. Maurice Micklewhite became famous as who?
Michael Caine
9. Who was Dan Dare's greatest enemy in the Eagle?
Mekon
10. Wo Fat was the enemy of which TV detective?
Steve MacGarett
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Covered Auto

________AND THAT’S ALL FOR NOW________

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